No Holla-back Girl
Okay, these are the qualities of a good babysitting job, especially once you're, you know, an adult:
1. The kids are in bed by 8:00, leaving you to watch 2hrs of CSI in peace.
2. They offer you beer/wine before you leave
3. Upon their return, they pay you $50 for sitting in their house and breathing their air because their children are PERFECT.
4. You get to sing "Hollaback Girl" with the wife.
5. They make you drink champagne with them
6. They offer you a glass from another bottle of champagne
Today...later today (it's 12:12 AM at the moment), I am going to put my car in MY name for the first time. This is actually rather exciting. I'm seriously considering vanity plates because, as my mother pointed out, those suckers can go anywhere, so why have normal plates when you can stand out? Of course, this is going to involve the DMV for probably numerous hours, which is best represented by a huge, sucking vacuum, but whatever.
Cleo says hello to everyone.
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/tomcruise_katieholmes.asp
1. The kids are in bed by 8:00, leaving you to watch 2hrs of CSI in peace.
2. They offer you beer/wine before you leave
3. Upon their return, they pay you $50 for sitting in their house and breathing their air because their children are PERFECT.
4. You get to sing "Hollaback Girl" with the wife.
5. They make you drink champagne with them
6. They offer you a glass from another bottle of champagne
Today...later today (it's 12:12 AM at the moment), I am going to put my car in MY name for the first time. This is actually rather exciting. I'm seriously considering vanity plates because, as my mother pointed out, those suckers can go anywhere, so why have normal plates when you can stand out? Of course, this is going to involve the DMV for probably numerous hours, which is best represented by a huge, sucking vacuum, but whatever.
Cleo says hello to everyone.
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/tomcruise_katieholmes.asp
2 Comments:
At 2:15 PM , LadyVader said...
Amanda, as *I* don't have too much trouble with the law, I'm not too too worried.
At 3:13 PM , Kelly said...
Grr, I am SO tired of not being able to follow any of these links.
FRIGGIN military.
What will your plates say?
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