A brief, but true, story

Once there was a girl. This girl had no life. Her roommate's boyfriend took pity on her and, while the roommate was out of town, they went to a party.

At this party there were two boys. One of the boys is a very nice guy, who has similar interests as the girl, is smart and funny. The other boy is also smart and funny, but he's a little competitive and has a dirty mind. Also has a tendency to flirt with married women.

Let's all take a guess about which one the girl SHOULD be all into. Now let's take a stab at which one she was flirting with.

*bangs head on desk*

I knew A's boyfriend wanted me so much to get along with guy A. And I DO like guy A...but I've only hung out with him a few times. We do have similar interests, so I should probably focus more attention on that, yes? I mean, not that either has expressed any interest via the grape vine in me, but y'all know what I'm getting at.

I'm over-thinking this, aren't I? I should just go to bed, yes? Yes, Lady, good idea. Off to bed you go...