The Unifying Force

Not that anyone here was planning on reading this book, but if you were...don't. It is the culmination of almost twenty years of really bad Star Wars fiction, in which our beloved characters are mutilated, both physically and emotionally, killed off, and generally abused.

Here's the short version of this book:

Ackbar dies.
Jaina & Jacen become the Wonder Twins, trying to out twin L&L.
Mara is still beautiful, but doesn't really seem to miss her kid.
Leia & Han are cute together.
To the author's credit--Luke is actually the one who kills the big bad...or so you think. Turns out, that big bad was just a front for the real big bad. Jacen kills the real big bad, turning into a big ball of light to do it.

Okay, back to REAL fiction now.

~this post brought to you by a frustrated at her co-workers Lady.